Over the moon~

chemarim: xivixmcmlxxxiii-xxiiiviimmxi: ♡if you have a pale...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:55:14 -0400

xivixmcmlxxxiii-xxiiiviimmxi:

♡if you have a pale fetish, fap to my blog♡

your blog sucks and nobody likes you

^^^^^^ lolololol.

In honor of masturbation month....

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:53:07 -0400

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

this seems fun

krabwatch: As a thank you to my nearly satanic number of lovely...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:16:21 -0400

krabwatch:

As a thank you to my ~~nearly satanic number of~~ lovely followers, have a summer long clothing giveaway! Because who doesn’t want some neat-o clothes for free?

THE PRIZES:
1. One Cat Zipper Mouth Sweater (Or a T-Shirt version if you prefer)
2. Your choice of ONE pair of tights, of the three options pictured above!
3. And a bonus prize if you’re following my blog- a Winged Hoodie!

RULES/INFORMATION:
- The end date is AUGUST 30th at 11:59PM [EST]

- Likes and reblogs both count.

- Shipping to anywhere in North America is GUARANTEED. Anywhere else I may need to work something out with you.

- You must be comfortable with giving me the sizes you’ll need, and your address.

- You’ll need to have your askbox or submit open so I’m able to contact you!

If you have any questions that aren’t answered here, feel free to ask away! uvu

kakashikuns: “And in that moment i swear, we all wanted to be Hokage.”

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:07:06 -0400

kakashikuns:

“And in that moment i swear, we all wanted to be Hokage.”

pak-yu-pohh: does anyone know where this is from? it’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:59:39 -0400

pak-yu-pohh:

does anyone know where this is from?

it’s from saint young men.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:40:54 -0400

silkeu: 오늘 걷지 읺으면 내일 뛰어야 한다. if you don’t walk today, you must run tomorrow.

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:40:08 -0400

silkeu:

오늘 걷지 읺으면 내일 뛰어야 한다.

if you don’t walk today, you must run tomorrow.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:40:00 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:20:05 -0400

stfuprolifers: kor71: If you think abortions ok, remember what...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:07 -0400

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 13:40:34 -0400

redamancer: a tsundere on the streets, a yandere between the sheets

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:20:06 -0400

redamancer:

a tsundere on the streets, a yandere between the sheets

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:28:49 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:13 -0400

littlemissameliapond: woot100: your-tenth-doctor: the-quiet-pl...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:40:22 -0400

littlemissameliapond:

woot100:

your-tenth-doctor:

the-quiet-place-project:

share this to save tumblr :(

//OVER MY DEAD BODY, YAHOO.

i loOKED IT UP AND IT’S NOT FAKE

WHY CANT YAHOO JUST REALIZE IT’S DEAD ALREADY

IT’S LIKE A ZOMBIE IN DENIAL

theuppitynegras: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:20:27 -0400

theuppitynegras:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:21 -0400

sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

sailor-honey: Please.

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:40:16 -0400

sailor-honey:

Please.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:20:16 -0400

jasmine-blu: this is so fucking dumb i cant even...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:40:11 -0400

jasmine-blu:

this is so fucking dumb i cant even comprehend

^^^ i second that.